英语幽默,英语幽默小故事简短 / y-y-y-m-y-y-y-m-x-g-s-j-d

用英语说的搞笑话？

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.

I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.

I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.

I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.